I will slap you!!
dirtwaterduchess
Klein, Texas | Woman Seeking A Crossdresser
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As
Smart, sassy, and super fun. I like sissy boys and cd's but every now and then I like to know that the boy still has it in him to toss me down... yeah.
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Scarred
My Hair Is
Black
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog, Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Artist/Fashion Designer/Modiste
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Well if its what you always think you wanted and EVERY little thing was just perfectly precise... the idealization of the situation nixes the fact that its ideal. The question is a conundrum and conflicting. The unexpected makes life interesting and flaws give us humanity. So... I guess someone that is intelligent enough to know what I am babbling about and clever enough to put up with it? I guess that's a bit arrogant. Oh well.
I've Always Wanted To Try
ohhh lots of things. Bear meat would be one.Hiking across a glacier... having sex on a glacier (awkward to be sure)with grace, I hope!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
Healthy happy successful
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Electronic, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Travel. Art. Museums. Corsets. Dogs. Exploring our world. Sustainable Housing. Astronomy. Sewing. Painting. Sculpting. Literature. Woodworking. Green Tea IceCream. Refurbishing Furniture. Soy Candles. Crafts. Horseback Riding. Learning Languages. Movies. Anime. Gardening. Lawn Maintenence. Meat cooked Rare. Fine Dining. Scotch. Classic Rock and Ambiant music. White water rafting. Hiking. Sparing. Competative Pistol Shooting. Funky Haircolor. and Sex of course... long, and teasingly drawn out raunchy sex.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
intelligence. integrity. enthusiasm. dedication. wit. manners. hygiene.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed