Short and not Sweet

Prénom

Emm

Je sais parler

Anglais

Je me décrirais comme

Thoroughly educated. Former chemist. Prefer books to television. (For that matter books to most people.) Erratic moods. Not intentionally difficult. Initially shy. (Too shy and too quiet such

Signe

Bélier

Ma silhouette est

Quelques kilos en trop

Ma taille est

5' 2 (1.57 m)

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Non

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Fesses

Art Corporel

Même pas envisageable

Mes cheveux sont

Auburns/Roux

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Pas d'animaux

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Diplôme d'études supérieures

Je vis

En colocation

Chez moi

Le silence règne

Je bois de l'alcool

Non

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Mal-aimé/e

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Timide

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Photographie, Lecture, Apprendre, Musique, Films, Jeux, Théâtre

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Faire du shopping, Rester à la maison, Regarder un bon film, Lire, Aller au musée

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

If I had an ideal first date...I'd be suspicious. That it was a set up or that there is disaster waiting, just to keep the books balanced.
I've had great first dates. Followed, inexplicably, by no word and no second date.
I don't do first dates very well. Its a wonder there have been second dates. (They do get better I just start off pretty quiet. So quiet I might seem uninterested.)

J'ai toujours voulu essayer

Finding a guy that will earn, by his actions/achievements over time, the right to pay for a nickle sized (of my design) on my lower back. For something like,making me experience 13 anal orgasms. Not in a week or a month (probably). He would know, I would know. If anyone asks I won't deny his persistance, patience, or skill.
Or maybe...just being bent over for some fine tuned spankings. (Though no tatoo just for spanking me.)

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Obscur/e

Ma religion c'est

Pas religieux/euse

Mon but dans la vie c'est

To work my way through the spiral arms on a space freighter as crew. Having sex with aliens. Finding aliens whose ejaculate feels like pop rocks inside me and taste like raspberries when swallowed.

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Intelligent, Sarcastique, Obscur/e

A la télévision, je regarde

Je n'aime pas la télévision

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Science-fiction, Documentaires, Animation

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Classique, Folk

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Histoire, Œuvres de référence, Science-fiction, Erotique

Mon idée du fun

Finding a new book by an author I really like.
Realizing I was wrong, I don't have to get up this morning.
The sense of well being I have when a man I like has an erection with in arms length. When he stares at my naked body like I'm something special. A sincere stare. Even though its confusing since I don't think this of myself. Though I'm willing to indulge such delusions.

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Bon sens, Empathie, Humour, Intelligence

Que recherchez-vous?

Look for? Hmmm, it doesn't take one hand to count the number of guys I've been with. They've all looked different.
I guess I look for a guy who's interested in me. Interested in knowing me first. Who lets me get to know them. Someone I'm at ease with. Some kind of friendship. It makes for better communication, better sex, repeated sex, over months and months and months.
And, who, once there has been sex, doesn't define all future dates as booty calls. Being his gurlfriend (trying to be), appearing as his girlfriend. Or if he's older (which I don't mind) I could be his "niece"

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime